Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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