By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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