Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
How does it feel to date your dad?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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