Buhtt sex?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize