I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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