My brain says no but my pants say off.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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