You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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