Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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