I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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