Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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