Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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