Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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