On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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