if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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