Nicole vs. Life
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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