i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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