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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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