STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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