its not stalking. its research.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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