we have officially lost it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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