I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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