i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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