You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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