sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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