can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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