I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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