It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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