1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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