I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Screwed.edu
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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