Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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