Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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