Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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