He kissed a someone with a penis
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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