why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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