i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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