Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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