no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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