Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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