i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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