check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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