I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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