Don't make out with my wife yet
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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