She is in my trunk
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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