Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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