think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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