ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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