bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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