3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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