She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
