quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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