Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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