so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize