Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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