you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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