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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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