What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
you never un-have a 4some
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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